Thursday, November 30, 2006

Foolish Matrimony Ads You Could Ever See!!!

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I was going through this blog. That reminded me of some of the foolish matrimony ads I saw a couple of months back in keralamatrimony.com website. I thought I would compile all that and put it here.
I have taken all these from the “About Me” section of keralamatrimony.com. One thing I realized while compiling this list is that you could see a lot of these foolish stuffs in profiles put by boys. May be the reason is that there are lot of ads from boys who are not serious and just using these sites to hook up with girls.
Most of these don’t make any sense and I am wondering if anyone who has put such an ad was ever successful in finding a partner online. You people are more than welcome to add new ones that you people may have come across.
Here it is. Read and enjoy. I have copied and pasted the same way these people have put up the advertisements.
Confident, Outspoken, truthful, loyal, broadminded, very-initiative, does a lot of mistakes but probably doesn't repeat the same
am a little hot man i am work in xxx am looking not bad i have a good mind for my wife
i am working xxx att 1991 and muslim but i dond like it i wand marriage to christian lady and convert my cast

hai yanik nalla sobavam ulla oru partner venam yanik oru vife unde 2 nd venam thats all (I need a girl with good character. I have a wife but I need a second one. That’s all.)
me is a normale man with out to much cute.

I NEED ONE GOOD GIRL IN MY LIFE JUST THINK ABOUT IT GIRLS

I want mony,i adjest any type of girl.looking for a friendly life partner..

I was beliving. practices and god bless. I expect my partner to be understanding and should take care of me and my family.

I AM LOOKING FOR A GOOD CARECTOR GIRL. IAM A SOFT CARECTOR

I AM LOOKING FOR GOOD MIND LADY FROM GOOD FAILY. I AM A NORMAL GUY SO HO EVER COMEING IN MY LIFE I WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM

I AM GOOD CARING WITH MODARATE FAMILY VALUES IAM SEEKING AFAIR GIRL WITH THE SAME PROFILE.

soft likeing &loveing partener &lntersting& threeling marrege life etc...

I DONT LIKE TO ANGRY WITH SOMEONE.I AM NOT LIKE TO SPEAK MORE.I ALWAYS KEEP CALM

Hi I am xxx a well setled boy I am looking for a good girl by all means dheeny and beuty must insha allha I will care her like a queen.

Father and mother alive brother is working in dubai his wife and one small baby at home,Sister,husbund and their 2 children will be at home almost allways.

he is a good looking pvt workhe like music kadhakali classical dance kokking reding then he is one simple man midil class famili father and mother he working on out of kerala he setteld on Kerala

HE IS THE YOUNGEST AND FIFTH SON IN HIS FAMILY. SHOULD BE A PERMANENT RESIDENT IN THE SAME DISRICT OR NEARBY DISTRICT FROM THE SAME STATE.

IAM GOOD AND CHARM LOOKING AND GOOD HEALTH. IAM SICEARE AT MY WORK EXCEPT WORKING HOURS, JUST SITING IN HOUSE.
daily yearly morning i wakeup at six and i go to temple then sharp at nine iam goto my office iam take lunch at after noon one then i come back my home at eviening eight then igo sleep at ten

Now iam studying in editing studio.Iam interested in film field.Iam interestd in married of a nair lady but i dont know that. i have a father and mother andihave one sister.


This one was by a girl in “About Me” section
I AM SMART GIRL I WANT A GOOD CHARACTER MEN. MY DESIRE IS MARRIED A HANDSOME YOUNG MEN. I SHOULD NOT LIKE ALL THE MENS BECAUSE I AM A DIFFERENT GIRL SO YOU SELECT A BEUITY GIRL THAT IS I.

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21 Comments:

Blogger Sachin R K said...

Brijesh...LOL :))) This post just made my day :) Like you said, I would be very surprised if any of these ads actually landed a response :)

November 30, 2006 2:39 PM  
Blogger abhishek said...

Hehe...a lot good, but misguided intentions. You know, sometimes I wonder what would happen if marriages in India weren't arranged. These idiots would just go around and around in circles....
It also shows how desparate most folks are though to get out of their immediate family circle, because most of these people probably don't speak English on a functional basis and suffer when they come online. They're probably quite sane people, just poorly taught.

November 30, 2006 9:13 PM  
Anonymous Trupti said...

hahahahaha i cannot believe that people actually write stuff like this...LMAO
this made my finals week worth smiling!

December 01, 2006 2:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nair,
Quiet funny..Do you know that Nigerian Scam has penetrated these sites too?
Lakshmi Narayan

December 01, 2006 8:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:) LOL.
Pathetic and desperate people.

Anjana

December 01, 2006 9:39 AM  
Blogger silverine said...

Hilarious!!!! I am also looking for cared man, am having lunch at 12:30, dinner at 11:30 and sleep at 11:45. I am sinceare at work but sitting at house. I want king who make me queen!! :p

December 01, 2006 6:08 PM  
Anonymous Vi said...

'does a lot of mistakes but doesn't probably repeat the same'

That's probably my favorite line. :D

December 01, 2006 10:49 PM  
Blogger Lib-Info-Space said...

I did not see any predictions on Thiruvambadi bye=election from you. I think LDF candidate is going to win by doubling the earlier majority.George Thomas has the chances to win the election with a majority of 5 figures.

December 01, 2006 11:07 PM  
Blogger Brijesh said...

Sachin
Some people who posted these ads seems serios as they have photos also in their profile.

abhishek
Yes, most of them are due to the inablity of them to express themselves in English

trupti
Best of luck for the finals

Lakshmi,
Nigerian Scam may have penerated but this is not scam. most of these profiles have photos also.

December 02, 2006 7:43 AM  
Blogger Brijesh said...

Anjana,
Exactly

Silverine
LOL

Vi
this is my favorite
"IAM SICEARE AT MY WORK EXCEPT WORKING HOURS,"

lib-info-space
I fully agree with you. I didnt find much interest this time to predict the result

December 02, 2006 7:46 AM  
Anonymous Rathi said...

They are either jokes or just ads not expecting any meaningful response.We really feel sad at this mockery of matrimonial procedures.
Rathi

December 02, 2006 4:12 PM  
Blogger Brijesh said...

Aunty,
In some ads there are even photos. so few are serious. it is more about the problem of expressing themselves, I believe.

December 04, 2006 4:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even i have registered my profile in Bharath matrimony and u should see it to believe it.....the responses i get...ha ha. Makes my search for my partner a humorous experience. But sometimes i do feel sorry for them........

May 17, 2007 8:38 AM  
Blogger Storm said...

One of my friends got this message from another member -

When I was in, I felt aloneness and blissful. When I came out, I felt crowd and painful. It was a 'sinking ship'. It was my responsibility to save 'my ship'. I had done my best. But all were sarcastic and threw me in the water. I didn't died,I studied 'swimming'(Independence)!. Now I am planning a 'speed boat'(Interdependence) because, I am living not for 'swimming'! If you know 'swimming' and feel confident to model your dreams, you are welcome. It is a prerequisite to true interdependence. After honeymoon everybody throws their partner in the water. If you don't know 'swimming' you may trap in the whirl pool of dependency, co-dependency or counter-dependency. If you know 'swimming' you could choose and dance blissfully with your partner, without panic. Since the choice is driven by my intuitive perception, Let me see! I can relocate anywhere in the world! Sympathisers excuse! Empathisers are welcome! Sensible friendships too!

May 17, 2007 11:12 AM  
Anonymous Sowmya said...

My profile in Shaadi.com invites thousands of these. Its funny though. These people may as well leave the 'about me' column in their profiles blank if they expect a positive reply.

May 18, 2007 10:37 AM  
Blogger Storm said...

If you are desperate to marry you would put your profile in all marriage portals. So the same set of jokers are in all portals i guess

May 19, 2007 8:40 AM  
Anonymous Latha said...

Ha Ha Ha. Let me share some of those which i received when i put up my profile in Shaadi.com

i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot

i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast

whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would bee called the lady of the lamp

iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred

May 19, 2007 11:45 AM  
Blogger Brijesh said...

Anon @12.38 AM,
I am just curious. Does these people end up finding a partner through these web sites?
Storm
Hilarious
Soumya
Leaving the entire entries except name and age will do them more good than writing like this.
Latha
LOL

May 20, 2007 5:56 PM  
Blogger Sreejith said...

Ya, its true.
Once I got scared when I received a proposal from a girl whose profile read something like this : "Looking for a perfect lovemaker" !
And some people are posting profile pics in such a way that no one would ever dare to propose them !
Cheers!

July 13, 2008 3:56 PM  
Blogger Summer said...

Sorry original poster - but the heading to your article is in line with the 'adverts' you mention.

"Foolish Matrimoney ads you could ever see" is a mockery of English! You are simply mocking those slightly more disadvantaged than you in the English language.

August 27, 2009 1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow man. you truly are a piece of work no ? had a good time laughing at broken/wrong english huh ? the feelings/emotions in these intros seem to entirely skip over you no ? but agin not all these people had an english centric education or went to the USA got disgruntled and came back. too much only you are.

April 16, 2011 1:32 AM  

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